Curse

neoteo · Aug 21, 2005, 04:56 PM // 16:56

when you go out with friends and say to your selfe : why didnt i stay at home playing guildwars.

Lord of the Nazgul · Aug 21, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47

- When you decide to read a million threads to see if you can see the 55/105 Mo/W combo
(What is it anyways)

Divinitys Creature · Aug 22, 2005, 02:28 AM // 02:28

When you play for 72 straight hours during one beta and you racked up more time in beta than release :P

neoteo · Aug 22, 2005, 02:40 AM // 02:40

when you read Off-Topic & the Absurd at work.

hahman14 · Aug 22, 2005, 02:51 AM // 02:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by d4nowar

Are you saying you got about 7 hours of sleep each night for 60 days and did nothing at all but play Guild Wars? I find that hard to believe...

You play too much GW when you calculate the time someone ELSE spent playing GW

d4nowar · Aug 22, 2005, 03:01 AM // 03:01

It only took a few seconds to calculate it...

Kelly · Aug 22, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19

when ur dumbfounded at the ability to jump (never happened to me before, but hey, could happen

)

Kyle · Aug 22, 2005, 03:25 AM // 03:25

When you wonder if you have these items in ur storage to make it and/or you want it

curserwigger · Aug 22, 2005, 03:26 AM // 03:26

When you check this thread each day to see the new additions.

Gerbill · Aug 22, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11

- When you compare all your Magic The Gathering cards with Guildwars skills (got over 2000 cards >.>)

- When you design a forum RP based on Guildwars.

- You don't eat and drink because your energy and health will automaticly regen over time

- you sadly calculate all possible combinations of different professions with different attributes and different skills.

- You go down for dinner and see everyone is already finished but you still had a quest to complete.

- When you get rid of a spider and use actual Guildwars skillnames while doing so.

- When you are in a room filled with "passive" girls and say "Charm Girl" over and over again. Followed by the girls turning "aggresive" and chasing you.. which is then followed by death and ressurection at the nearest hospital.

- Think joining the Army is like GW but then with guns only and better graphics. And wondering what would happen if you get lag out there..

- When you think every Irish person is a Mesmer.

- After getting a project form handed out in college you shout "LFG FOR PROJECT! 2 more needed!"

- When you attack everything that has a glow and expect to gain a moral bonus after killing it.

- When you put barbed wire around your steak knife to get a longer bleeding time.

- When you create a metal bow and stand outside in a thunderstorm, hoping to get hit by lightning and create a stormbow.

- When you're wondering how Etheral items can be touched by living characters.

- When you ask for a monk to use purge conditions on you when you have cramp.

- When you show up too late for work because you forgot you can't teleport in real life.

- When you kill an annoying insect and get mad when there's no drop, and preferably blame other people in the room for decreasing the drop rate.

- When you think you get some more energy in real life when pretending to use bonetti's defense and let your mates hit you.

- When you get frustrated at the corpse of an insect when it won't raise a minion.

- When a friend of yours is injured and you cut yourself badly to sacrifice blood for them to have a regen of +3. (blood ritual)

- When you keep staring at a person thinking you'll steal health from them. (Vampiric Gaze)

- When you shout "FEAR ME!" and expect people around you to feel tired cause of lost energy.

- When you shout "Charge!" when you run because you think it makes you run faster.

- When you put on a medieval armor and go stand out in a thunderstorm to see if "Lightning Strike" really has an armor penetration of 25%.

- When you roll around in the mud and let it dry, asuming you'll have a higher defense this way. (armor of earth)

- When you do nothing at all for 20 seconds when your pet dies.

- When you're cautious while walking under trees and in areas with soft ground, affraid spiders or devourers will pop out.

I guess that's enough for now =)

neoteo · Aug 22, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34

you know you are not the only one playing too much guildwars , when this kind of threads apear ..

thank god

ManadartheHealer · Aug 22, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39

Wow gerbill

You know you play too much Guild Wars when you get an Orb, charge it up with static electricity, and then throw it at people. Afterwards, you wonder why they didn't die because your Air Attribute is at 16 and Lightning Orb has 25% armor penetration.

help me plz · Aug 22, 2005, 04:46 AM // 04:46

U no u play to much guild wars when post a thread saying u might play to much GW if u.......

and BTW i do all of those things so i gusse i play to much guild wars

Oscar Mayer Weiner · Aug 22, 2005, 05:30 AM // 05:30

You know you play guild wars too much when....

You get beat up at school and your wondering if Anet nerfed your school.

Beat someone up and wondering why they didn't drop a max dmg chaos axe.

Take up fluteing lessons (don't know the real name) just because you think Gwen is cool.

You see a dead squerell and you try to use comfort animal on it and when that doesn't work you try to get a bone minion out of it.

neoteo · Aug 22, 2005, 07:46 AM // 07:46

you sleep near your pc and sometimes open one eye to see your char siting in beacons perch view point.

you play 5 hours gw and when you get out you realize you didnt do anything beside chating

you go to temple of the ages to wait for favor , and after a while about 30 person are dancing

in lians arch you sit inside the tent near the beach

you talk about the hall of heros to your friends that have no idea what gw is

when you explain what is the favor of gods , they buy the game

Oscar Mayer Weiner · Aug 22, 2005, 09:20 AM // 09:20

.... when you buy train tockets to Korea just because they have the favor.

.... when a mob is chasing you shooting guns at you and you strife left and right while runhning to see if you would dodge their bullets.

.... when you try to spam pasifism on your boss to keep him from hitting you.

Lag Hell · Aug 22, 2005, 10:49 AM // 10:49

.....When u become a drunk and depressed because high chunyata scammed u for 100k, ending up in the hospital from a car accident due to drink driving.

Mike Legend · Aug 22, 2005, 12:55 PM // 12:55

...when you're walking in a heavily wooded area, and you keep checking around to make sure some Devourers haven't popped out of the ground
...when you wish your sporting injuries could simply be solved by a quick blast of Healing Breeze
...when you start abbreviating EVERYTHING GW style (GW, LA, HoH, ToA) to the point where your emails and text messages are so obscure that you don't even know what you've written
...when you have a dream about GW. It hasn't happened to me yet, but when it does, I'd better be a kickass Pyromancer.

Gerbill · Aug 22, 2005, 04:19 PM // 16:19

- When you actually spend time to think about new things to post in this thread

Sciros Darkblade · Aug 22, 2005, 04:54 PM // 16:54

When you cover your face with your shirt and explain it by saying "my brother put 97 pts. in fart magic," which I actually did -_-